pOOPSmith5000

RankItemQuantity
#1141.21 jigawatts1
#72100-Watt bulb1
#403Meat detector1
#266Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit1
#570annoying pitchfork4
#115attention spanner1
#133badger badge1
#333blundarrrbus1
#318brass stinger1
#57candied yam pinky ring1
#409chocolate spurs1
#59dental pliers1
#177diamond-studded fronts1
#93eye of newt189
#255eye-pod2
#1985fake fake vomit1
#291false eyelashes1
#378flaming glowsticks1
#158funky brass fez1
#56gazing shoes1
#358hot pink lipstick1
#559hypodermic needle2
#325iced-out bling1
#736lead necklace7
#328limburger biker boots1
#387magnifying glass1
#335meatcar model1
#40menorette9
#99metal mandible1
#303miniature carton of clove cigarettes1
#137miniature dormouse1
#123miniature espresso maker1
#364moonglasses1
#396palm-frond toupee1
#70penguin-smacking club1
#1882pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#730prosthetic forehead1
#103rainbow tie1
#406rhesus monkey1
#106salamander spleen167
#412shock collar1
#149smile-sharpening stone1
#183squashed frog114
#766sucky decal1
#148targeting chip5
#269teddy bear sewing kit1
#325tiny Mountie hat1
#411tiny balloon knife1
#382tiny knife and fork1
#71tiny makeup kit2
#463tiny maracas1
#96tiny nose-bone fetish1
#1124tiny shaker of salt1
#77toy six-seater hovercraft1
#58velvet choker1

Wow, that's 546 items total!

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