| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #663 | acoustic guitarrr | 3 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #100 | bloody beer | 535 |
| #1833 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #49 | eXtreme nose ring | 7 |
| #567 | guitar pick | 3 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |