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#12	SMOOCH codpiece	1
#41	blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	1
#26	chain-mail monokini	11
#17	ghast iron codpiece	1
#665	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	1
#20	manly bloomers	11
#157	panty raider camouflage	11
#52	pygmy briefs	11
#9	scale-mail underwear	2
#73	studded leather boxer shorts	11
#251	stylish swimsuit	1
#35	tighty whiteys	11