| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #72 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #1911 | Valentine | 3 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #82 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #151 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #148 | perfume of prejudice | 1 |
| #103 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #89 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |