| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #1912 | Valentine | 3 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #98 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #149 | perfume of prejudice | 1 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1173 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #399 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #90 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |