| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #62 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #102 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| #239 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
| #75 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #154 | Mae West with a fly in it | 2 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #89 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #130 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 2 |
| #74 | blood sausage | 1 |
| #13 | blue LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #40 | eldritch concentrate | 1 |
| #71 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #169 | eldritch dough | 1 |
| #384 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #69 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #158 | eldritch ichor | 1 |
| #86 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
| #77 | eldritch oil | 1 |
| #72 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #82 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #13 | green LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #143 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 2 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #87 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 4 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #41 | residual zeal | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #67 | tangarita with a fly in it | 5 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #83 | vintage smart drink | 1 |