| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #27 | "KICK ME" sign | 90 |
| #36 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| #23 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 30 |
| #41 | Holiday Fun! | 100 |
| 🥉 | How to Tolerate Jerks | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #5 | drum of tommy ammo | 12,595 |
| #45 | glass of warm water | 10 |
| #1202 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #634 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #7 | mercenary rifle | 1 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #41 | puppet strings | 1 |
| #5 | rubber nubbin | 20 |
| #115 | sausage wonton | 1 |
| #32 | specialty ammo bandolier | 100 |
| #8 | tommy gun | 367 |