| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #124 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
| #158 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 2 |
| #114 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 5 |
| #611 | figurine of a charred seal | 4 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #1713 | filthy lucre | 4 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #240 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #155 | returned Thinknerd package | 3 |
| #477 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #155 | seal-clubbing club | 448 |
| #77 | seal-skull helmet | 447 |
Wow, that's 922 items total!
what items are this player missing?