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#37	black gold	43
#14	bottle of Evermore	863
#195	bowling ball	2
#9	combat fan	58
#19	fire of unknown origin	446
#114	gold crown	10
#4	halibut	282
#5	jive turkey leg	898
#15	kiwi beak	103
#5	loadstone	406
#10	pewter claymore	109
#16	red blood cells	189
#10	red masque	51
#8	red velvet cake	4,844
#11	red-hot poker	52
#5	tea for one	4,178
#4	throwing fork	589
#5	throwing knife	598
#4	throwing spoon	542