| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #370 | Hell ramen | 6 |
| #1157 | Imp Ale | 36 |
| #173 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 66 |
| #164 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 66 |
| #591 | Meleegra™ pills | 11 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #89 | asshat | 66 |
| #3935 | badass belt | 9 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #474 | beer lens | 3 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #430 | bottle of goofballs | 59 |
| #682 | bottle of vodka | 11 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #237 | cherry | 22 |
| #1074 | coconut shell | 3 |
| #748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #224 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #241 | green balloon | 21 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #457 | hellion cube | 10 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #408 | infernal insoles | 6 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #963 | little paper umbrella | 8 |
| #863 | magical ice cubes | 9 |
| #988 | papaya | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #695 | poutine | 1 |
| #311 | pr0n legs | 75 |
| #485 | pretty bouquet | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #980 | spices | 2 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #19 | strawberry | 7,407 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #271 | white balloon | 22 |
| #276 | white candygram | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |