| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #371 | Hell ramen | 6 |
| #1155 | Imp Ale | 36 |
| #174 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 66 |
| #164 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 66 |
| #591 | Meleegra™ pills | 11 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #90 | asshat | 66 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #198 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #472 | beer lens | 3 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #427 | bottle of goofballs | 59 |
| #685 | bottle of vodka | 11 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #235 | cherry | 22 |
| #1063 | coconut shell | 3 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #222 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #241 | green balloon | 21 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #457 | hellion cube | 10 |
| #160 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #408 | infernal insoles | 6 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #953 | little paper umbrella | 8 |
| #853 | magical ice cubes | 9 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #310 | pr0n legs | 75 |
| #484 | pretty bouquet | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #979 | spices | 2 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #18 | strawberry | 7,407 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #271 | white balloon | 22 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |