| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1742 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #81 | Mr. Balloon | 2 |
| #1600 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1458 | Valentine | 7 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #1206 | can of Binarrrca | 5 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #6 | crowbarrr | 5,253 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1481 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1496 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1211 | pretty flower | 11 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1704 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |