| #116 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #18 | Antagonistic Snowman Kit | 1 |
| #22 | Black Bart's Booty | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #675 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbo sapling | 1 |
| #360 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #269 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #463 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #1462 | Imp Ale | 13 |
| 🥉 | Map to Kokomo | 1 |
| #134 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #5 | Otorian Battle Scar | 1 |
| #769 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 3 |
| #16 | airplane charter: Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #37 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #261 | alien drugs | 2 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #71 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #190 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| #146 | bowling ball | 5 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #541 | briefcase | 4 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1674 | candied yams | 4 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #124 | cylindrical mold | 20 |
| #31 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #31 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #337 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #202 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #59 | lunar isotope | 2,020 |
| #211 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #416 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #69 | pill cup | 141 |
| #35 | pocket lint (white) | 2 |
| #5 | praying Grim Brother | 1 |
| #62 | regret hose | 1 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #241 | s'more | 57 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #146 | sneaky wrapping paper | 5 |
| #112 | space beast fur | 8 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #201 | space junk | 3 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #71 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #76 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #25 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |