| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #5 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 2,915 |
| #29 | Libram of Divine Favors | 2 |
| #54 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 2 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #422 | cheap toaster | 5 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #14 | ice sickle | 2 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |