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| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1223 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #442 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #207 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #195 | adder | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #705 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #182 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #264 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #896 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #496 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #1105 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #178 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |