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| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #205 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
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| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
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| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
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| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
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| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
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