| #496 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #191 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #101 | Mornington crescent roll | 5 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 32 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1218 | Trollhouse cookies | 2 |
| #118 | actual tapas | 1 |
| #165 | ancient frozen dinner | 14 |
| #74 | ancient pills | 1 |
| #198 | ancient protein powder | 29 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #404 | antique packet of ketchup | 2 |
| #357 | bätzle | 1 |
| #458 | ballroom blintz | 3 |
| #487 | black forest cake | 3 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #422 | black pudding | 4 |
| #281 | blackberry | 37 |
| #930 | bowl of cottage cheese | 4 |
| #377 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 2 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #733 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #118 | cigar box turtle | 4 |
| #697 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 31 |
| #191 | concentrated magicalness pill | 12 |
| #419 | cranberries | 51 |
| #425 | creamsicle | 3 |
| #549 | desiccated apricot | 4 |
| #234 | dire fudgesicle | 6 |
| #186 | enchanted barbell | 11 |
| #50 | ert grey goo ring | 18 |
| #59 | exotic jungle fruit | 58 |
| #289 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 4 |
| #34 | furry pill | 11 |
| #456 | ghuol egg | 31 |
| #10 | giant grain of protein powder | 591 |
| #640 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #119 | giraffe-necked turtle | 5 |
| #153 | glowing fungus | 2 |
| #142 | gummi turtle | 6 |
| #93 | gunky chicken | 4 |
| #95 | haunted battery | 7 |
| #126 | hedgeturtle | 11 |
| #509 | hot date | 4 |
| #64 | ingot turtle | 1 |
| #105 | irradiated turtle | 8 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #151 | jungle floor wax | 1 |
| #184 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 3 |
| #538 | magicalness-in-a-can | 3 |
| #100 | mana curds | 9 |
| #121 | mocking turtle | 5 |
| #428 | moxie weed | 38 |
| #56 | musk turtle | 13 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #251 | pie man was not meant to eat | 6 |
| #153 | pigeon egg | 2 |
| #119 | programmable turtle | 3 |
| #68 | red velvet cake | 19 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #227 | stale baguette | 8 |
| #159 | stolen sushi | 11 |
| #355 | strongness elixir | 13 |
| #230 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 31 |
| #75 | super-strong air freshener | 1 |
| #92 | synthetic marrow | 7 |
| #523 | t8r tots | 7 |
| #114 | the funk | 4 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #105 | turtle-shaped rock | 3 |
| #210 | unidentified jerky | 81 |
| #47 | vitamin G pill | 9 |