| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #696 | Cloaca grenade | 18 |
| #251 | Cloaca-Cola | 164 |
| #376 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 10 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #600 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #577 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #518 | Dyspepsi grenade | 25 |
| #595 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 100 |
| #214 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 13 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #574 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #226 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 3 |
| #271 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 80 |
| #660 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 80 |
| #210 | Now and Earlier | 22 |
| #635 | Rock Pops | 83 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #884 | Yummy Tummy bean | 197 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #375 | blue snowcone | 30 |
| #114 | broken cellular phone | 63 |
| #574 | candy cane | 63 |
| #462 | green snowcone | 14 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #140 | iron pasta spoon | 61 |
| #287 | kneecapping stick | 54 |
| #239 | lovecat tail | 4 |
| #198 | mafia aria | 128 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #609 | orange snowcone | 7 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #441 | purple snowcone | 25 |
| #552 | red snowcone | 9 |
| #185 | scroll of pasta summoning | 94 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #167 | support cummerbund | 50 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
Wow, that's 1,423 items total!
what items are this player missing?