| #40 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 15 |
| #4 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 334 |
| #289 | BGE merchandise order form | 14 |
| #20 | BGE temporary tattoo | 27 |
| #26 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 24 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #7 | Red Pill | 56 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #86 | Skullhead's Screw | 2 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #503 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 19 |
| #738 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 3 |
| #571 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 12 |
| 🥇 | Toot Oriole care package | 1 |
| #1111 | baggie of powdered sugar | 2 |
| #464 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #24 | elven cellocello | 221 |
| #22 | elven suicide capsule | 289 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #380 | fudgecule | 3,441 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| 🥉 | glimmering penguin feather | 136 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #222 | hellion cube | 38 |
| #10 | herringcello | 673 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #8 | penguin focaccia bread | 901 |
| #31 | pet rock | 199 |
| #86 | portable photocopier | 73 |
| #750 | pretty flower | 61 |
| #63 | sleeping snowy owl | 95 |
| #13 | squirming egg sac | 1,191 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #620 | teddy bear | 10 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #208 | unstable quark | 3 |
| #287 | vampire collar | 6 |