| #890 | 30669 scroll | 2 |
| #773 | 334 scroll | 2 |
| #682 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #1616 | Angry Farmer candy | 7 |
| #1227 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #161 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #1930 | Yummy Tummy bean | 42 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #705 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #435 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 8 |
| #182 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #198 | ancient poisoned dart | 6 |
| #524 | ancient protein powder | 3 |
| #549 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 2 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #484 | armgun | 1 |
| #743 | asbestos ore | 5 |
| #788 | asparagus knife | 3 |
| #1659 | awful poetry journal | 3 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #147 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1017 | baggie of powdered sugar | 4 |
| #311 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #741 | bar skin | 7 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #901 | baseball | 1 |
| #664 | bat guano | 6 |
| #759 | bat wing | 5 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #715 | batgut | 13 |
| #585 | beach glass bead | 2 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #138 | beer basted brat | 1 |
| #350 | beer bomb | 63 |
| #180 | beer bong | 18 |
| #186 | beer helmet | 37 |
| #207 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #156 | bejeweled pledge pin | 55 |
| #314 | big bass drum | 2 |
| #852 | big red clown nose | 2 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #314 | bird rib | 2 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #611 | black pension check | 1 |
| #792 | black pixel | 8 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #729 | blackberry | 3 |
| #300 | blind-packed capsule toy | 16 |
| #816 | bloody clown pants | 2 |
| #217 | blue class ring | 18 |
| #1080 | blue pixel | 7 |
| #142 | boilermaker | 4 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #698 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #1082 | bottle of gin | 3 |
| #1073 | bottle of rum | 10 |
| #914 | bottle of vodka | 5 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #734 | box | 7 |
| #1103 | boxed wine | 3 |
| #176 | boxing glove | 2 |
| #77 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 55 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #1269 | broken skull | 1 |
| #678 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #217 | bubble-wrap simulator | 3 |
| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
| #728 | bugbear beanie | 4 |
| #150 | bullet-proof corduroys | 48 |
| #557 | bum cheek | 13 |
| #218 | bunch of square grapes | 20 |
| #797 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #103 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 6 |
| #711 | can of Red Minotaur | 3 |
| #421 | can of Swiller | 3 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #394 | canopic jar | 8 |
| #184 | carbonated soy milk | 32 |
| #558 | carob chunks | 3 |
| #956 | cast | 2 |
| #727 | catgut | 2 |
| #689 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #1240 | chaos butterfly | 14 |
| #508 | chewing gum on a string | 10 |
| #526 | chrome ore | 8 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #1148 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 2 |
| #912 | cog | 6 |
| #882 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #301 | melted Jell-o shot | 5 |
| #163 | slice of pizza | 5 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #164 | wicker shield | 29 |
| #615 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 33 |
| #566 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #845 | wolf mask | 6 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #930 | wussiness potion | 2 |
| #1622 | yeti fur | 3 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |