| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #14 | Bloody Nora | 12 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #45 | Flaming Caipiranha | 3 |
| #22 | Flying Caipiranha | 4 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| #458 | Microplushie: Bropane | 20 |
| #483 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 6 |
| #439 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 9 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #493 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 13 |
| #678 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 9 |
| #353 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 3 |
| #500 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 9 |
| #458 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 24 |
| #498 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 11 |
| #468 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 16 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #575 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 3 |
| #699 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #294 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #67 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 13 |
| #390 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #567 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 11 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #801 | black plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #811 | blue paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #917 | blue striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #75 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #651 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1233 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #876 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #545 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #14 | primitive alien medicine | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #90 | rat appendix | 200 |
| #503 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #72 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #43 | salacious screwdiver | 3 |
| #47 | shavin' razor | 2 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1529 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #1681 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #670 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 6 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #607 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 4 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #515 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 3 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #694 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 3 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #722 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 5 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #311 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3976 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #750 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 5 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 3 |
| #652 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 6 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #958 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 3 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #971 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 3 |
| #587 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 7 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #3317 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3327 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #274 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #750 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 5 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #983 | tiny plastic moneybee | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #851 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 4 |
| #883 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #696 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 3 |
| #3367 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |