| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #13 | Bloody Nora | 12 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #42 | Flaming Caipiranha | 3 |
| #20 | Flying Caipiranha | 4 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| #453 | Microplushie: Bropane | 20 |
| #477 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 6 |
| #434 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 9 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #489 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 13 |
| #674 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 9 |
| #352 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 3 |
| #495 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 9 |
| #454 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 24 |
| #494 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 11 |
| #463 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 16 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #574 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 3 |
| #699 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 13 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #553 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 11 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #800 | black plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #810 | blue paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #918 | blue striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #73 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1232 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #545 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #15 | primitive alien medicine | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #90 | rat appendix | 200 |
| #502 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #70 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #42 | salacious screwdiver | 3 |
| #47 | shavin' razor | 2 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #668 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 6 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #606 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 4 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #511 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 3 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #691 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 3 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #719 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 5 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #949 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #487 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #748 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 5 |
| #984 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 3 |
| #650 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 6 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #959 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 3 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #965 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 3 |
| #582 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 7 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #259 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #746 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 5 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #977 | tiny plastic moneybee | 3 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #847 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 4 |
| #878 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #692 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 3 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |