| #230 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #75 | Humanitini | 1 |
| #86 | Hundred Headed IPA | 1 |
| #191 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #348 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #528 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #72 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #114 | Russian Ice | 1 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #51 | Sazerorc | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #91 | Zoodriver | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #357 | bätzle | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #241 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #415 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #267 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #362 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #247 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #264 | dry martini | 1 |
| #210 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #118 | fishy fish lasagna | 1 |
| #66 | forbidden danish | 1 |
| #66 | frozen danish | 1 |
| #130 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #99 | gnat lasagna | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #267 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #104 | long pork lasagna | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #326 | ratini | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #115 | sausage wonton | 1 |
| #257 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #352 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #231 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #134 | tofu wonton | 1 |
| #124 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #221 | white Xanadian | 1 |