| #229 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #76 | Humanitini | 1 |
| #89 | Hundred Headed IPA | 1 |
| #193 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #352 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #74 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #114 | Russian Ice | 1 |
| #88 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #53 | Sazerorc | 1 |
| #828 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #92 | Zoodriver | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #358 | bätzle | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #242 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #413 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #400 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #266 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #363 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #248 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #214 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #118 | fishy fish lasagna | 1 |
| #67 | forbidden danish | 1 |
| #65 | frozen danish | 1 |
| #132 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #136 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #99 | gnat lasagna | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #266 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #105 | long pork lasagna | 1 |
| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #845 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #327 | ratini | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #115 | sausage wonton | 1 |
| #260 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #354 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #247 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #232 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #349 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #135 | tofu wonton | 1 |
| #125 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #223 | white Xanadian | 1 |