| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #4 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1,575 |
| 🥈 | basic meat foon | 203 |
| 🥉 | carrot cake | 275 |
| 🥈 | carrot claret | 250 |
| 🥉 | carrot juice | 441 |
| 🥇 | foon of fleshiness | 191 |
| 🥉 | foon of frigidity | 35 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| 🥈 | really sticky spider web | 1,568 |
| 🥇 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 749 |
| 🥇 | shaking skull | 12 |
| #53 | single atom | 235 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |