| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #979 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #138 | beer basted brat | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #278 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #159 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 18 |
| #89 | cheezburger | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #138 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #220 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 12 |
| #137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #324 | frat brats | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #834 | hot wing | 18 |
| #1005 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 30 |
| #89 | ice-cold Willer | 1,000 |
| #752 | ice-cold six-pack | 5 |
| #604 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #32 | jalapeño slices | 1 |
| #140 | long pork chop sandwiches | 1 |
| #65 | margarita | 69 |
| #141 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #135 | plain old beer | 1 |
| #430 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #318 | plastic cup of beer | 1 |
| #62 | plastic cup of flat beer | 1 |
| #201 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #177 | rum and cola | 12 |
| #407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #180 | spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #695 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #106 | used beer | 1 |