| #84 | Afternoon Delight | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #79 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #249 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #100 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #184 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #101 | acceptable bagel | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #1216 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #203 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #195 | blob of acid | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #84 | browser cookie | 1 |
| #61 | can of Brütalbräu | 1 |
| #71 | can of Drooling Monk | 1 |
| #68 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 1 |
| #86 | captured boozles | 1 |
| #123 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #90 | charisma potion | 1 |
| #274 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #54 | cigarette lighter | 58 |
| #122 | cold-filtered water | 1 |
| #434 | cream pie | 1 |
| #125 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #12 | disturbing fanfic | 92,682 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #57 | droppable microphone | 1 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #227 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #130 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #49 | gallon of milk | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #648 | happiness | 1 |
| #1194 | heavy D | 1 |
| #1103 | herb brownies | 2 |
| #995 | herbs | 1 |
| #142 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #184 | slice of pizza | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #451 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #7 | tin tam | 1 |