| #82 | Afternoon Delight | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #78 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #252 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #101 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #181 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #101 | acceptable bagel | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #1218 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #202 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #192 | blob of acid | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #82 | browser cookie | 1 |
| #62 | can of Brütalbräu | 1 |
| #70 | can of Drooling Monk | 1 |
| #69 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 1 |
| #84 | captured boozles | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #85 | charisma potion | 1 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #54 | cigarette lighter | 58 |
| #123 | cold-filtered water | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #124 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #12 | disturbing fanfic | 92,682 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #55 | droppable microphone | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #130 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #47 | gallon of milk | 1 |
| #79 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #1102 | herb brownies | 2 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #141 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #181 | slice of pizza | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #449 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #7 | tin tam | 1 |