| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #733 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #294 | fat bottom quark | 1 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #187 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #1043 | meat stack | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |