| #38 | BACON | 8,496 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #24 | Knob Goblin visor | 10,738 |
| #10 | New Age healing crystal | 13,988 |
| #25 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 6 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #11 | Source essence | 508,663 |
| #12 | Spacegate Research | 8,573 |
| #26 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 2 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #51 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #14 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 13,841 |
| #15 | bag of park garbage | 133,237 |
| #56 | book of facts | 2 |
| #76 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #4 | cocktail mushroom | 7,129 |
| #7 | elemental sugarcube | 18,251 |
| #17 | embezzler's oil | 26,540 |
| #23 | garbage juice slurpee | 7,123 |
| #24 | golden tattoo gun | 2 |
| #18 | grain of sand | 12,714 |
| #4 | lump of coal | 1,001 |
| 🥉 | psychokinetic energy blob | 17,449 |
| #114 | raffle prize box | 3 |
| 🥈 | shoe ad T-shirt | 11,954 |
| #63 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #63 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #76 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #22 | spices | 10,072 |
| #47 | sprinkles | 14,005 |
| 🥈 | thermos of brew | 1,099 |
| #80 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 78 |
| #4 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 960 |
| #67 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 80 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 45 |
| #4 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 505 |
| #5 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 581 |
| #66 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 47 |
| #80 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 76 |
| #54 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 51 |
| #80 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 44 |
| #6 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 253 |
| #5 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1,019 |
| #6 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 568 |
| 🥉 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 999 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Felonia | 39 |
| #93 | tiny plastic G Imp | 61 |
| #105 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 55 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 65 |
| #5 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1,017 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Hellion | 73 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 75 |
| #66 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 48 |
| #103 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 57 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 79 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 61 |
| #106 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 58 |
| #4 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1,087 |
| #72 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 78 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 72 |
| #4 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 568 |
| #7 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 278 |
| #5 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1,054 |
| #106 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 58 |
| #89 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 65 |
| #56 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 57 |
| #299 | tiny plastic The Man | 14 |
| #102 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 60 |
| #4 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 567 |
| #68 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 82 |
| #123 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 55 |
| #5 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 994 |
| #84 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 65 |
| #76 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 75 |
| #90 | tiny plastic astronomer | 64 |
| #5 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1,031 |
| #101 | tiny plastic beanbat | 55 |
| #5 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1,011 |
| #4 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 911 |
| #4 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1,013 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| 🥉 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1,036 |
| #5 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1,073 |
| #90 | tiny plastic blooper | 57 |
| #60 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 86 |
| #73 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 76 |
| #5 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 944 |
| #4 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1,064 |
| #5 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 942 |
| #78 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 44 |
| #74 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 79 |
| #83 | tiny plastic demoninja | 72 |
| #94 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 62 |
| #101 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 57 |
| #98 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 61 |
| #4 | tiny plastic fire servant | 569 |
| #116 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 54 |
| #95 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 64 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #104 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 61 |
| #47 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 702 |
| #83 | tiny plastic goth giant | 71 |
| #85 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 68 |
| #72 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 78 |
| #118 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 46 |
| #4 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1,010 |
| #4 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1,045 |
| #78 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 74 |
| #4 | tiny plastic peacannon | 586 |
| #73 | tiny plastic scary clown | 80 |
| #73 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 75 |
| #111 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 56 |
| #4 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 604 |
| #85 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 69 |
| #79 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 72 |
| #83 | tiny plastic taco cat | 70 |
| #4 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 583 |
| #58 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 84 |
| #79 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 78 |
| #54 | tiny plastic warwelf | 78 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| 🥉 | very small red dress | 8,045 |