| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #1116 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #924 | 33398 scroll | 4 |
| #591 | 334 scroll | 5 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #898 | asbestos ore | 3 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1769 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #708 | bag of Cheat-Os | 4 |
| #1111 | baggie of powdered sugar | 2 |
| #426 | ballroom blintz | 4 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #1008 | batgut | 3 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #773 | big red clown nose | 3 |
| #223 | blundarrrbus | 2 |
| #863 | bubbly potion | 2 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #706 | bugbear bungguard | 4 |
| #937 | bum cheek | 2 |
| #957 | cast | 2 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #990 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 7 |
| #55 | walrus-tusk earring | 21 |