| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #564 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #115 | mostly-broken sunglasses | 1 |
| #55 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |