| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #101 | CSA fire-starting kit | 231 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #875 | Microplushie: Bropane | 2 |
| #698 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #677 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 3 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #885 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 2 |
| #913 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 2 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #814 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 2 |
| #917 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 2 |
| #832 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 2 |
| #867 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 2 |
| #5 | The Lost Glasses | 80 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #168 | burst hellseal brain | 49 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #1153 | club necklace | 6 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #563 | empty agua de vida bottle | 233 |
| #257 | giant tube of black lipstick | 1 |
| #1646 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #214 | hellseal claw | 134 |
| #172 | hellseal whisker | 134 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #58 | little round pebble | 12 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #83 | plastic nightmare troll | 1 |
| #1488 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1107 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1121 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1259 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #193 | shredded hellseal hide | 32 |
| #493 | smoking grass | 1 |
| #1620 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #9 | stolen sushi | 11,808 |
| #1610 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 31 |
| #1343 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 38 |
| #1190 | stuffed angry cow | 42 |
| #1361 | stuffed astral badger | 38 |
| #1590 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1694 | stuffed cocoabo | 29 |
| #1890 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1577 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1635 | stuffed hand turkey | 32 |
| #1521 | stuffed mind flayer | 34 |
| #1374 | stuffed scary death orb | 38 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1388 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1851 | stuffed snowy owl | 27 |
| #2555 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #1979 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2048 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 25 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #166 | torn hellseal sinew | 43 |
| #182 | useless powder | 1,049 |