| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #684 | 1-ball | 5 |
| #688 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 5 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #157 | Black No. 2 | 69 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #952 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 5 |
| #1304 | baconstone | 5 |
| #7433 | badass belt | 1 |
| #3683 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1644 | disco ball | 2 |
| #1527 | disco mask | 2 |
| #327 | eyepatch | 21 |