| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #117 | bottle of Crimbognac | 2 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #22 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 3 |
| #168 | epic wad | 3 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #12 | gingerbeard | 2 |
| 🥇 | lawnmower blade | 354 |
| #27 | natty blue ascot | 10 |
| #27 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 3 |
| #6 | octolus-skin cloak | 2 |
| #14 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 6 |
| #11 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 4 |
| #8 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 10 |
| #9 | ratskin pajama pants | 1 |
| #83 | spice melange | 3 |
| #68 | warbear auto-anvil | 3 |