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| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #99 | Angry Farmer candy | 1,914 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #536 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 6 |
| #63 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1,909 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
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| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
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| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #114 | awful poetry journal | 1,859 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
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| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
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| #301 | disturbing fanfic | 526 |
| #80 | furry fur | 2,525 |
| #73 | giant needle | 1,417 |
| #80 | heavy D | 2,216 |
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| #16 | orange popsicle | 34 |
| #82 | original G | 2,183 |
| #96 | plot hole | 3,072 |
| #60 | probability potion | 1,897 |
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| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
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| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
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| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
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