| #26 | 1,970 carat gold | 233 |
| #78 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 73 |
| #52 | Ambitious Turkey | 21 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #12 | Frosty's frosty mug | 206 |
| #4 | Hunger™ Sauce | 52 |
| #9 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 290 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #61 | antimatter wad | 7 |
| #88 | blue mana | 1 |
| #33 | essential tofu | 7 |
| #28 | extra-greasy slider | 144 |
| #1752 | fancy chocolate car | 3 |
| #118 | fishy fish lasagna | 1 |
| #80 | frost flower | 2 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #76 | jumping horseradish | 1 |
| #104 | long pork lasagna | 1 |
| #18 | milk of magnesium | 727 |
| #131 | mojo filter | 12 |
| #8 | munchies pill | 261 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #77 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #48 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #69 | potion of the field gar | 1 |
| #101 | powdered gold | 1 |
| #15 | resolution: be more adventurous | 277 |
| #33 | spice melange | 12 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #164 | time's arrow | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #50 | transdermal smoke patch | 11 |
| #91 | triad summoning scroll | 1 |
| #66 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 50 |
| 🥉 | worthless gewgaw | 16,468 |
| #4 | worthless knick-knack | 16,287 |
| #7 | worthless trinket | 16,447 |