| #42 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 2 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 27 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 104 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 39 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 15 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard broom | 20 |
| #4 | Elf Guard clipboard | 15 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 13 |
| #63 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard honor present | 100 |
| #6 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 13 |
| #4 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 13 |
| #51 | Elf Guard safety bear | 2 |
| #9 | Elf Guard strategic map | 8 |
| #8 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 9 |
| 🥈 | Elvish underarmor | 10 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #25 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 8 |
| #52 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #54 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 2 |
| #43 | The Superconductor's CPU | 2 |
| 🥈 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 14 |
| #4 | antique nutcracker figurine | 154 |
| #49 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 2 |
| #76 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 1 |
| #81 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #77 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #5 | massive wrench | 18 |
| #58 | mini kiwi egg | 1 |
| #67 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #69 | packaged Roman Candelabra | 1 |
| #25 | packaged knock-off retro superhero cape | 1 |
| #20 | pocket wish | 596 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| 🥇 | red gummi ingot | 25,523 |
| #4 | rubber baby doll | 1 |
| #303 | s'more | 19 |
| #77 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #34 | status cymbal | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #781 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #272 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #27 | tiny plastic nog lab | 2 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #41 | unoccupied sheep suit | 1 |
| #85 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |