| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #290 | icy katana hilt | 12 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1424 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #85 | lumbering jack | 7 |
| #1691 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #151 | magical pony: Uniquity | 17 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #209 | phonics down | 450 |
| #1193 | scroll of pasta summoning | 3 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #88 | synthetic rock | 1 |