| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #483 | Angry Farmer candy | 175 |
| #13 | Gaia beads | 527 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #369 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 127 |
| #604 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 35 |
| #572 | awful poetry journal | 122 |
| #552 | baggie of powdered sugar | 25 |
| #388 | chaos butterfly | 506 |
| #87 | clumsiness bark | 16 |
| #67 | dangerous jerkcicle | 11 |
| #95 | devilish folio | 20 |
| #426 | furry fur | 147 |
| #491 | giant needle | 57 |
| #351 | heavy D | 197 |
| #96 | jar full of wind | 6 |
| #388 | original G | 151 |
| #427 | plot hole | 222 |
| #334 | probability potion | 152 |
| #344 | procrastination potion | 158 |
| #209 | rave whistle | 24 |
| #456 | thin black candle | 294 |
| #596 | wolf mask | 17 |