| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #268 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 70 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #135 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #319 | donated booze | 20 |
| #424 | donated candy | 5 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |