| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #95 | Coinspiracy | 29 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #89 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 1 |
| #13 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #52 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #211 | blue grass | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #25 | chocolate puppy | 1 |
| #50 | clockwork maid | 5 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #628 | crystalline cheer | 2 |
| #10 | detective roscoe | 2 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #169 | eldritch dough | 1 |
| #384 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #69 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #158 | eldritch ichor | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #517 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #388 | magical pony: Pearjack | 3 |
| #288 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 6 |
| #480 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #393 | magical pony: Uniquity | 3 |
| #40 | meat golem | 4 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #88 | mime army superserum | 2 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #182 | mime eraser | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #290 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #549 | red-and-green sweater | 2 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #16 | trench coat | 1 |
| #297 | twinkly wad | 702 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |