| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #142 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 36 |
| #135 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 40 |
| #137 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 32 |
| #133 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 36 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #588 | baby killer bee | 16 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #677 | figurine of a charred seal | 3 |
| #383 | figurine of a cold seal | 15 |
| #352 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 3 |
| #71 | figurine of a slippery seal | 25 |
| #14 | figurine of a stinking seal | 105 |
| #1528 | filthy lucre | 7 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #146 | oldcake | 3 |
| #36 | primitive candy cane | 6 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3674 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #4519 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #3531 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #4574 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4150 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #4618 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4580 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #3599 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #3413 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #3747 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3880 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3186 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #4007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #88 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |