| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #15 | Mornington crescent roll | 201 |
| #881 | Valentine | 17 |
| #286 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #42 | fancy calligraphy pen | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #164 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #142 | gummi turtle | 6 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #168 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #150 | mocking turtle | 1 |
| #57 | pencil kunai | 1 |
| #141 | pencil stub | 1 |
| #4 | philosopher's scone | 4,490 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #591 | puce striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #124 | purple prose pen | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #676 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #414 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #810 | squirming egg sac | 4 |
| #4843 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #6263 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #7761 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #4276 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #5276 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #7012 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #6284 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #3093 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #471 | stuffed ninja snowman | 10 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #2451 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4736 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4896 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #14 | tea for one | 269 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #105 | turtle-shaped rock | 3 |
| #217 | turtlemail bits | 7 |
| #914 | valuable trinket | 63 |
| #347 | white lightning | 30 |