| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1775 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #339 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 6 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #699 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #243 | elven hardtack | 7 |
| #254 | elven squeeze | 5 |
| #64 | invisibility potion | 7 |
| #67 | irresistibility potion | 7 |
| #77 | irritability potion | 6 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1768 | roll of toilet paper | 8 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #197 | transporter transponder | 3 |
| #1665 | yeti fur | 2 |