| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #775 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 3 |
| #901 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 2 |
| #848 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 2 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #284 | White Citadel fries | 4 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #810 | black pixel | 7 |
| #1011 | blue pixel | 10 |
| #276 | bow | 2 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1468 | chaos butterfly | 5 |
| #39 | continuum transfunctioner | 1 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #881 | green pixel | 12 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #411 | line | 110 |
| #179 | meat paste | 1,000 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #645 | ridiculously huge sword | 10 |
| #319 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 2 |
| #404 | star | 96 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2667 | toast | 17 |
| #995 | tomato | 3 |
| #745 | white chocolate chips | 4 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #935 | white snake skin | 2 |