| #1011 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #777 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 3 |
| #899 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 2 |
| #848 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 2 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #288 | White Citadel fries | 4 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #813 | black pixel | 7 |
| #1015 | blue pixel | 10 |
| #276 | bow | 2 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1469 | chaos butterfly | 5 |
| #39 | continuum transfunctioner | 1 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #883 | green pixel | 12 |
| #910 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #411 | line | 110 |
| #181 | meat paste | 1,000 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #645 | ridiculously huge sword | 10 |
| #319 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 2 |
| #405 | star | 96 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2672 | toast | 17 |
| #995 | tomato | 3 |
| #743 | white chocolate chips | 4 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #809 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #935 | white snake skin | 2 |