| #141 | Angry Farmer candy | 1,316 |
| #93 | Cloaca grenade | 155 |
| #62 | Cloaca-Cola | 822 |
| #70 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 45 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #19 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 2 |
| #90 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1,313 |
| #85 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 3,130 |
| #235 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 72 |
| #7 | astral badger | 4 |
| #91 | awful poetry journal | 2,596 |
| #1949 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #274 | briefcase | 26 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #30 | cast | 1,910 |
| #835 | green beer | 11 |
| #91 | heavy D | 1,751 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #24 | imitation nice watch | 3 |
| #42 | line | 2,170 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #40 | petrified time | 7 |
| #73 | phonics down | 1,680 |
| #74 | probability potion | 1,345 |
| #317 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 440 |
| #37 | spicy enchanted bean burrito | 78 |
| #93 | star | 1,000 |
| #65 | star chart | 388 |
| #185 | thin black candle | 1,476 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #202 | tiny house | 1,178 |
| #598 | valuable trinket | 123 |
| #164 | worthless gewgaw | 58 |
| #218 | worthless knick-knack | 46 |
| #154 | worthless trinket | 47 |