| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #522 | NPZR chemistry set | 3 |
| #285 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 13 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #176 | bottle of fire | 65 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #57 | cold wad | 138 |
| #281 | corrupted data | 58 |
| #210 | dense meat stack | 3,000 |
| #302 | disassembled clover | 296 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #532 | filthy lucre | 72 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #2051 | handful of confetti | 16 |
| #218 | handful of honey | 30 |
| #71 | hot wad | 168 |
| #32 | invisibility potion | 20 |
| #35 | irresistibility potion | 19 |
| #124 | irritability potion | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #505 | mime soul fragment | 3 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #106 | powdered candy sushi set | 8 |
| #394 | prismatic wad | 2 |
| #50 | sleaze wad | 195 |
| #77 | spooky wad | 91 |
| #394 | squirming egg sac | 25 |
| #67 | stench wad | 226 |
| #146 | twinkly wad | 2,736 |