| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #5 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 32 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo food scraps | 13,974 |
| 🥇 | Pizza of Legend | 69 |
| 🥇 | backup camera | 1 |
| 🥇 | badass pie | 1,047 |
| #15 | card sleeve | 1 |
| #52 | caustic slime nodule | 8 |
| 🥈 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 20,808 |
| #46 | epic wad | 16 |
| 🥇 | humble pie | 306 |
| #55 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 97 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| 🥈 | stuffed kraken | 271 |