| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #10 | bubble bauble bow | 49 |
| #83 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #5 | shirt kit | 1,313 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |