| #933 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #664 | Cloaca grenade | 20 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #771 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1057 | Dyspepsi grenade | 7 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #81 | Mr. Balloon | 2 |
| #883 | Valentine | 17 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #197 | blue plastic oyster egg | 25 |
| #2728 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #3230 | box of sunshine | 24 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #39 | continuum transfunctioner | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #170 | fez of etymology | 2 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3307 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #1352 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1181 | penguin skin | 2 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1725 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #1203 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2326 | toast | 49 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #97 | zombie pineal gland | 37 |