| #73 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #76 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 10 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #19 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 2 |
| #64 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #179 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 26 |
| #1101 | Time Juice | 5 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #213 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1,000 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #2676 | box of sunshine | 37 |
| #234 | brine | 78 |
| #13 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #99 | dollhive | 100 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #232 | ghost cucumber | 172 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #9 | perfectly ordinary frog | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| 🥇 | rat appendix kabob | 31,337 |
| #227 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #505 | spectral pickle | 21 |
| #1661 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 30 |
| #1630 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 31 |
| #1526 | stuffed angry cow | 33 |
| #1409 | stuffed astral badger | 37 |
| #1939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1242 | stuffed cocoabo | 39 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 39 |
| #1035 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 48 |
| #1686 | stuffed hand turkey | 31 |
| #1572 | stuffed mind flayer | 33 |
| #1408 | stuffed scary death orb | 37 |
| #1550 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1426 | stuffed snowy owl | 35 |
| #1665 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1591 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1560 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 33 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #282 | teddy bear | 25 |
| #184 | toothsome rock | 53 |
| #108 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 110 |
| #374 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #58 | zombie pineal gland | 50 |