| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #869 | Cloaca-Cola | 21 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #801 | acid-squirting flower | 2 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #851 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 7 |
| #1663 | awful poetry journal | 3 |
| #1108 | broken skull | 2 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1507 | chaos butterfly | 4 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1643 | disco ball | 2 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1685 | helmet turtle | 2 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #809 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #955 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #530 | mariachi G-string | 3 |
| #1003 | mariachi pants | 4 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1386 | pasta spoon | 2 |
| #824 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 8 |
| #1091 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #936 | probability potion | 6 |
| #977 | procrastination potion | 5 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #581 | seal tooth | 14 |
| #1301 | seal-clubbing club | 4 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #625 | spiked femur | 2 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #1070 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2168 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #737 | vorpal blade | 2 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #628 | windchimes | 4 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #1665 | yeti fur | 2 |