| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #870 | Cloaca-Cola | 21 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #801 | acid-squirting flower | 2 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #852 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 7 |
| #1660 | awful poetry journal | 3 |
| #1107 | broken skull | 2 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1508 | chaos butterfly | 4 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1650 | disco ball | 2 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #428 | furry pants | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1691 | helmet turtle | 2 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #808 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #954 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #532 | mariachi G-string | 3 |
| #1004 | mariachi pants | 4 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #864 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1392 | pasta spoon | 2 |
| #826 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 8 |
| #1090 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #935 | probability potion | 6 |
| #977 | procrastination potion | 5 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #583 | seal tooth | 14 |
| #1307 | seal-clubbing club | 4 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #626 | spiked femur | 2 |
| #1826 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #1068 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2166 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #739 | vorpal blade | 2 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #629 | windchimes | 4 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #1665 | yeti fur | 2 |