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| #869 | Cloaca-Cola | 21 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #801 | acid-squirting flower | 2 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #851 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 7 |
| #1662 | awful poetry journal | 3 |
| #1107 | broken skull | 2 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1508 | chaos butterfly | 4 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1644 | disco ball | 2 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1685 | helmet turtle | 2 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #809 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #955 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #530 | mariachi G-string | 3 |
| #1004 | mariachi pants | 4 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1387 | pasta spoon | 2 |
| #825 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 8 |
| #1091 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #936 | probability potion | 6 |
| #978 | procrastination potion | 5 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #581 | seal tooth | 14 |
| #1301 | seal-clubbing club | 4 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #625 | spiked femur | 2 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #1070 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2167 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #738 | vorpal blade | 2 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #628 | windchimes | 4 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #812 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #1665 | yeti fur | 2 |