| #801 | 1-ball | 4 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1069 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #1114 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1420 | 8-ball | 6 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #194 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1929 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #129 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #66 | acceptable bagel | 9 |
| #10 | alien sandwich | 49 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #170 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #167 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #128 | crêepy mask | 1 |
| #82 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #966 | dill | 24 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #976 | ghost cucumber | 33 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #39 | gummi sword | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #125 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #95 | magical baguette | 2 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #146 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #92 | plain bagel | 9 |
| #380 | plain pizza | 2 |
| #118 | popular tart | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #99 | salacious crumbs | 1 |
| #150 | spectral pickle | 146 |
| #229 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #433 | stale baguette | 2 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #39 | swordzall | 1 |
| #1551 | vinegar | 2 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |