| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #883 | blood flower | 5 |
| #1387 | bottle of goofballs | 17 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #588 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #919 | pet rock | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |