| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #77 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #348 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #21 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 59 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #277 | agua de vida | 4 |
| #357 | bätzle | 1 |
| #247 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #813 | dense meat stack | 10 |
| #78 | hideous egg | 24 |
| #267 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #377 | meat paste | 100 |
| #471 | meat stack | 50 |
| #264 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #23 | mirrored aviator shades | 2 |
| #326 | ratini | 1 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #10 | spectral pickle | 2,035 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #231 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |